Donald Trump
c/o The Trump Organization
725 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY 10022
Dear Mr. Trump:
I hear you are planning to build in the increasingly popular emirate of Dubai, or rather on one of the new islands they’re creating. When you go over there to scout out locations please have a chat with Michael Jackson. He’s just embarrassing himself over there, and is dangerously close to tainting the reputation of the region like Lodi grapes in a bottle of Napa wine.
Before long you are bound to have some influence with the powers that be over there. Please ask them to spruce up their flag a bit. The United Arab Emirates flag is nicely balanced, but Dubai’s just needs a splash of something.
It looks like your building is going to be on Palm Island. Apparently they’re naming some of the islands after places that already exist, and one will be called Utah. Good choice with the one called Palm. Can the Palm Trump Hotel and Tower be seen from space?
Way to plan for financing your project! I read that you are suing a New York Times writer for underestimating your net worth. If you win the suit he’ll be forced to cough up the billions he said you don’t have. Then you can just buy one of the islands and name the whole thing Trump.
Good luck with all your endeavors.
Truly,
Liz Mann
