Verichip Corporate Office
1690 South Congress Avenue, Suite 200
Delray Beach, Florida 33445
Dear Sir or Madam:
I just heard about the chips you manufacture and I have some questions. I’m thinking about getting a chip but they’re quite pricey. Can we work out a deal where I get a free implant in exchange for tattooing your logo over where the implant is placed? I could also do demos once in a while. I’m just worried about a couple of things. One implant recipient who was interviewed for the article I read says she can unlock her car with her chip. Can she open other people’s car doors with it? I’m glad my sixteen-year-old car has zero digital features or I’d have to watch out for this lady.
Also, what if I’m walking down the street and a bunch of garage doors open? What if I log onto my computer with the chip and it starts accessing a bunch of porn sites? What if this technology is just a way for some reclusive evil genius to stock up a drone army and those with implants will all receive their orders to take over the world on midnight March 15, 2012?
I’m looking forward to being a Verichip spokesperson. I am requesting a size small. I knew I was right to wait on getting The Clapper
Truly,
Liz Mann
