The Hon. Peter Costello, MP
Treasurer of the Commonwealth of Australia
Treasurer’s Office
Room MG47
Parliament House
CANBERRA ACT 2600
Australia
Dear Hon. Peter Costello:
I have just become aware of your program in which you offer your citizens incentives to have children in order to correct a decline in your population. You may even implement a plan to pay childcare costs for working parents. I am writing to let you know I would consider having an Australian baby. This may involve travel to your fair land, so I want to check this out with you first.
Here in the United States, they make you pay to have babies! The cost of childcare is prohibitively expensive. Your deal is too good to pass up. I already have one American child, but if you would welcome the three of us, please let me know what papers we would need to fill out.
Thank you for your time.
Truly,
Liz Mann
