Whitney Houston
c/o Brownhouse Productions
One William Morris Place
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Dear Ms. Houston,
You must at this moment still be in shock, for certainly you can not have missed the news that Osama Bin Laden, whose gingerbread-man-like taunts have vexed the United States government for years now, was and perhaps still is obsessed with you. The thought of this probably makes you uncomfortable. Naturally! You may wish to even dismiss the idea as hearsay. But, Ms. Houston, you may also have heard a distant call echoing from the hollow chamber of creepiness that this news has forged. This is your call to duty.
I am guessing that the FBI has already proposed a plan to you in which you play a decoy to coax Bin Laden out from hiding. It may just be that you are the only one who can lead us to him. That is quite a bit of responsibility. But if you have trust in the secret service to protect you as you trusted Kevin Costner in “The Bodyguard,” I am sure you will be part of a great team that could change the course of history.
Good luck, Ms. Houston. You are the enemy’s weakness, and our strength.
Truly,
Liz Mann
