J. Brian O’Neill
O'Neill Properties Group
2701 Renaissance Blvd.
4th Floor
King of Prussia, PA 19406
Dear Mr. O’Neill:
I just learned of your son’s housing situation that’s got his neighbors steaming. You reportedly purchased a house for him and eight friends to live in while attending college, and in order to get around a regulation against more than six unrelated people cohabiting, they formed a church. I’m not trying to question the legitimacy of this move, but the last thing we need these days is more organized religion, whether real or fake.
I would like to suggest a couple of alternate solutions, in case the church for some reason disbands. I read that some neighbors would like to take you to court over the matter. One thing these fellows could do to get around the cap on unrelated residents would be for a few of them to marry one another. This would be doing a service to the gay community at the same time, as their demands for recognition of their unions would likely make the news. Something tells me, however, that they may not go for that idea. In the article that I saw there are two references to a poster of a porn star in the house. Another option would be for you to adopt some of these young men. You’d just be helping out your kids! Who could fault you?
It’s a shame there are obstacles in the way of these guys living their dream. But sometimes you’ve got to fight for your right to party.
Truly,
Liz Mann
